HAPPY BIRD DAY KAREN's NG PEI WEN (see! i got it right)


one fine day at starbuck, shortie was reading my bedtime bk

okie tt's beside the pt. The purpose of dis post is to say we did run today! Which is an overly bright and sunny day. On a gd day lyk dis. Shortie is usually ahead of me by a respectable distance as shown below.


Cant see?

There. Better?

On better running days, shortie would usually change from BEING shortie to a dot. One crappy dayz, the dot would change to a speck and later on a particle. Of course, the cycle would reverse back, as we run in some sorta circuit route.

When the particle disappear, like tdae, my jog would minimise into a stroll. I love slow mornings. And tdae I saw a dog. In fact, it was no ordinary dog. I heard the owner tugging at its leash shouting "juan, 快走啊". Must be a tough life being a dog.

Which later on remind me of a joke I saw on reader digest.
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Dog and owner wanted to go into a bar tt's has a sign saying no dogs allowed. They were of cos stopped by the guards.

Owner: If I could prove that this dog could speak would you let me in?
Guard: well, Impress me.
Owner (says to the dog): What is the stem of the tree call?
Dog: Bark Bark
Owner: What is on top of a house?
Dog: Roof Roof
Owner: What is the opposite of smooth?
Dog: Rough Rough

The guard felt as if they were trying to make a fool of him, and throw both of them out.

On the pavement, dog says " Sorry Peter, but which question did I get wrong?"
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hahahahahahahah, right! I was laughing at this joke when i read it, I wanted to share it with my sister. But she was too intent on her stupid audition. Alright i noe its a stupid joke. I was just reminded of it.....


Drawn by me and shortie while closing our eyes.

We are suppose to draw a potrait of ourselves. I hope its not tt kind of hidden test to scrutinise what your inner self looks like. Cos mine is Fugly. ya its easy to differentiate who draw which.

-juan

noted at 10:46 AM