Dreamscape

Tuesday, June 27, 2006



Why men R happier than women(extracted from The Newspaper)

1.They let wedding plans take care of themselves.

2.They can become the US president.

3.They can never get pregnant.

4.They can wear a white T-shirt, or no shirt, to a water park.

5.They don't have to stop and find out how to turn a nut on a bolt.

6.They think wrinkles add character.

7.They rent a tuxedo for $100. A womany buys a wedding dress for $5000.

8.They are fine with the occasional well-rendered bleach.

9.New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle their feet.

10.They can open their own jars.

11.They can get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

12.They cannot see wrinkles in their clothes.

13.Everything on their face stays its original colour.

14.The same hairstyle lasts for years or decades.

15.Their belly usually hides their big hips.

16.They have one wallet and one pair of shoes in one colour for all seasons.

17.They can "do" their nails with a pocket knife.

18.They can grow a moustache anytime.

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