Dreamscape

Sunday, June 25, 2006



kids comebak-adapted from The newspaper
blue- typed by me
green-typed by my didi :)

teacher: Why are u late?
webster: B'cos of the sign
teacher: Wht sign?
webster: The one tt says: "school ahead. go slow."

teacher:Cindy, why are u doing ur maths multiplication on the floor?
Cindy: U told me to do it without using tables.

teacher: John, how do u spell crocodile?
john:K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L
teacher: No, that's wrong.
john: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how i spell it!

teacher: George, go to the map and find North America.
george: Here it is.
teacher: Correct.Now class, who discovered America?
class: George.

teacher: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have 10 yrs ago
willie: Me!

teacher: Can anybody give an example of coincidence?
johnny: Sir, my parents got married on the same day and at the same time.

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noted at 1:24 PM